So without further adieu, let’s go ahead and scope out some of the reasons why the MADness might not be for you:

10. We lock the doors promptly at the start of class. No late arrivals!

9. We don't offer a first free class.

8. We don't offer open gym.

7. We don't offer daycare.

6. We purposefully avoid a pop-ridden playlist.

5. We require shirts and shoes on the training floor.

4. We require class reservations - spots are limited.

3. We encourage clients to train with us four times per week. Not five, not six, and definitely not seven.

2. We do not primarily focus on cardio.

1. We are expensive!

So what do you think? Does this list compile some of your biggest fitness studio no-no’s? Or is it conversely driving you towards our doors? While it's no secret that we're proud as hell of our unicorn concept, we understand and respect your preferences should you lean towards the former...we’re just simply unable to accommodate them. If you lean towards the latter...we’ll see you on the training floor and look forward to helping you crush your goals.